she – apki koi gf hai
he- agar me tut te hue tare se girlfriend mang lu na to tara waps jaa kar chipak jata hai
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mera bachpan se sapna tha ki bade ho kar apbko whatsapp me joke sunau
Yr ek baat batao jis tarah ladke apne dost ko bolte hain ki vo teri bhabhi hai usse dur rahna, kya waise hi ladki
bhi bolti hai ki vo tere jiju hain unhe line mat maar
Car me Polish kar ke bhi Car utni shine nahi karti jitna Tum bina makeup ke krti ho
Jitna Exam Farre nhi dekhta usse jyda Sapno me tumhe dekhta hu
tu meri drink mai tera chakhna, | Love you baby, apna khayal rakhna
tu meri dairy milk mai tera lays, banja tu meri for always
Meri life ka ek bhut bada dream hai (kya)
yahi ki tum daya pair aage kar ke mere ghar me aao
Muje bas 2 chizen pasand hai, ek to ye fool aur dusri tum jo kahogi kabool kabool kabool
apke pyar ke Ground me aane ke baad, muje pubg ke battleground mai tufan macha dia hai
mere Dil ke Multiplex mai sirf tumhari Hi picture lagi hai
Tumhare pyar ka Invertor jabse Is Dil me lagaya hai tabse Is Dil Ki battery Low nahi hoti hai
agar tumhare paas projector hai to mere Dil se Connect karke Dekh lo, Mere Dil me Kitna pyar hai
meri mom ne kaha hai ki Girlfriend chahe fair & lovely wali bna le lekin bahu to dettol wali honi chahiye kyuki
ma maane dettol ka dhula
Mai tumhe mangal ko sutra duga (matlb) mangal sutra duga
Ek din aryabhatt meri Girlfriend Gin raha tha aur us din usne Shunya (zero) ki khoj kari thi
Bhagwan ka dia sab kuch hai, bas kami hai to ek uski, jo subha subha kahe, choriye na varna maa ji dekh lengi
pahle mai tmhara school me aane ka wait karta the ab ONLINE aane ka, Rishta wahi soch nayi
mai bhi single hun, tum bhi Single ho, lagta hai bhagwan kuch chahte hain hamse
mai ek magician hu, aap muje apna contact number batao, and dekhna vo aleady mere phone me save hoga
jabse tumse mila hu adat se pad gayi hai tumhari aur meri mom kahti hain muje buri adat jaldi padti hai
Twinkle Twinkle little star, Hamko tumse ho gaya hai pyar
kisi ladki ki shadi na ho rahi ho to muje bata dena, mai jis ladki se pyar krta hun uski shadi ho jati hai
maine to pyar ke baare me sochna hi chor dia jabse vidhya balan kahne lagi hai, jaha soch waha shochalaya
Kash koi hamare paas bhi aata aur kahta, ye lo blank cheque aur nikal jao meri beti ki zZindagi se
Yar mere papa ka to koi asa dost v nahi jo amrish puri ki tarah kah de, is dosti ko Rishtedari me badal dete hain
teri knushoo se me bimar ho gaya,
jabse dekha tujhe gorii pyaar ho gaya
mere pyar ka free trial chl rha hai, pasand aaye to membership le lena
Girlfriend cute honi chahiye, smart to phone bhi hota hai
Dekho agar kuch bolna hai to | love you bolo varna take care to garnier bhi bolta hai
Mera dil hai koi traffic signal nhi, jo koi bhi tod de
apke paas helmet hai kya, kyuki aapse baat krne ke baad mera Dil 200 Km ki speed se chal raha hai kahi
accident na ho jaaye
muje aapka Signature dekhna hai, ya to blank check par kar ke dikha do ya fir marriage certificate par
apko to borolean ka model hona chahiye, kyuki apki beauty dekh kar to ladkia jealous ho jati hongi, fir jalan
mitane ke lia borolean lagani padegi na
Muje secret information mili hai ki apka Dil chori hone wala hai, So apna Dil muje de do mai sambhal kar
rakhuga
Dil cheer kr dikhau to dard dhud nahi paoge, Dil cheer kar dikhau to dard dhud nahi paoge, kyuki dard to mere
danto me hai
mat dekh e hasina muje haste hanste, mere dost bade kamine hain kah denge bhabhi ji Namaste
rok de mere janaze ko muj me jaan aa rahi hai, aage se Thoda Right lelo, cigrette ki dukan aa rahi hai
Suno Rent kab Dogi ( ladki puchegi kis chiz ka rent, to apne bolna hai) itne time se mere Dil me rah rahi ho
kiraya nahi dogi kya
yar phone me wallpaper lagana hai apni pic dedo, log model ki lagate hain to tum mere Lia model hi ho
aap mere Dil ka insurance kar do na, kyuki muje dar hai mera Dil chori ho jayega
Jio ka network aaye ya na aaye par tumhe dekh kar muje Future WIFE ki yaad jaroor aa jati hai( fir jab uska reply
aa jayega tab bolna) Sorry WiFi likh raha tha
jabse tum mere life ke solar system me aai ho mere Dil ka ecosystem hil gaya hai
Tum durdarshan se Paas aakar darshan kab dogi
Miss universe ka direct selection hore hain, bas ek bar apni aadhar card wali pic dikha do( ladki mna karegi, aur
is tarah se aapki baten thodi badh jayegi)
dost bolte hain (ladki ka naam) Naam wali ladkia cute hoti hain, to soch raha hun apki pic dekh kar sure kar lu
agar solha somvar ke vrat rakhne se aapke darshan nahi hue to apse shadi ki mannat mang luga, so darshan hi
de do
tumhe dekhne ke baad life despacito song ki tarah ho gayi hai, samagh kuch aata nahi par maza bhut aata hai
36 ke fool 42 ki mala, tere masoom chahre ne katal kar dala
Jab tumhara message aata hai na, Dil me guitar nahi pura Dj bajne lagta hai
Tum hamesha Bisleri peeti ho kya, kyuki tumhare Dil bhut pure hai
bandook ki Goli aur aapki boli seedha Dil par jaa kar lagti hai
maine tumhara naam Nirma rakha hai, taki sab tumhe pasand karen, kyuki hema rekha jaya aur sushma, sab ki
pasand Nirma
aap darmi cool lagate ho kya, kyuki aap ko dekh kar me thanda pad jata hun
Tumhe jodna aata hai kya(addition) To fir jod kar batao ki tumhe dekh kar mera Dil behisab kyu dharakta hai
jaise aadhar hai sabka adhikar, waise aapke pyar bina mera jeena bekar
tumhari apni Airlines hain kya, to fir tumhe dekh kar me udne kyu lagta hun
mentos khao, dimag ki batti jalao, aur time nikal kar mujse milne aao
Muje shadi ke baad 22 bache chahiye, 11 ek team me 11 ek team me, mai banuga Umpire aur tum 3rd umpire,
aur fir apna hi IPL karwayege
wase tum kal free ho kya ( ladki puchege kyu, to apko bolna hai) muhrat acha hai time nikal kar shadi kar lete
hain
machli jal ki rani hai, jeevan uska pani hai, muje apni puri life, tumhare sath bitani hai
Tumhare Dil ke exams kab se shuru ho rahe hain & mera admit card kab dogi
perfume konsa lagati ho, jabse Online aayi ho pura phone khushboo se mahak raha hai
perfume konsa lagati ho, jabse Online aayi ho pura phone khushboo se mahak raha hai
agar mere Dil me printer hota to mai print kar ke dikha deta ki usme sirf tumhari pic hai
tumhare face ka angle 45° degree hai kya, kyuki tum a.cute angle ho( is dialogue ke through ham indirectly
usko cute bol rahe hain)
tum mere lia finger print sensor ki tarah ho, jaise hi touch karti ho, mera Dil vibrate ho kar unlock ho jata hai
agar mai aapse apka Dil mangu to kya aap doge( ladki nahi bolegi, haan bol de maza hi aa jata na) to aapne
bolna hai ki Dil nahi de sakti to kidney hi de do 2 lakh me bik jayegi
Muje aapke Dil me aane ka visiting card mil sakta hai kya, Apke Dil me Ghuma chahta hun
agar tum mera pyar mere Dil se download marna chaho to Tumhari memory full ho jayegi, par mera pyar
khatm nhi hoga
Muje aapke Dil me aane ka visiting card mil sakta hai kya, Apke Dil me Ghuma chahta hun
agar tum mera pyar mere Dil se download marna chaho to Tumhari memory full ho jayegi, par mera pyar
khatm nhi hoga
Tum mere Dil ki sabse khubsurat dhadkan ho, Dil karta hai dhadakte hi jao
agar tum heart attack bhi hoti to bhi mai chahta ki tum aao, Dil me hi nahi kidney me bhi aao
Mera data connection slow hai par dil ka connection super hai
tumhare Lia Dil me ghr bnwaya hai, grah pravesh kar ke aa jao na
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